It Can't Happen

I love this news report.  The headline reads "Schumacher visit to be low-profile".
But the retired champion's media spokeswoman, Sabine Kehm, also insisted that Schumacher will be an active member of the Ferrari team - rather than merely a guest - at Barcelona's Circuit de Catalunya.  "He will be watching structures in the background and looking at where things can be improved,"   Kehm is quoted as saying by the Deutsche Presse-Agentur. Kehm's warning follows earlier reports that said Schumacher would probably not even speak to the media this weekend.
That's like saying the Pope is going to be spending "a quiet weekend in Brazil".

Credit F1-Live.com for the quote.