Sarah Palin's Future

Well, Sarah. It's back to Alaska with you now. But we'd sure like it if you'd get the hell out of politics. You need to get back behind the anchor desk where you belong. Gawker tells us what Sarah should do now.

Join the cast of The View.This is where it all ends for you, Sarah. You were never going to be President. You never had a shot to be Vice President. You never even had the potential to be a serious political figure of any magnitude outside the strange and backwards frozen state of Alaska. But with a little perseverance you could end up on a couch, on daytime television, flanked by Barbara Walters and Joy Behar, arguing about Michelle Obama's wardrobe. Embrace your destiny, Sarah Palin. Elizabeth Hasselbeck can't hang on there forever.

I couldn't have said it better myself.