I used be a copy machine operator in a big Orlando law firm. I ran a high-speed copier that made about 100 copies per minute. We used to pump out 30000 copies a month.
The firm's main partner was a big Republican supporter.
One day I'm at the urinal, minding my own business. I happen to glance at the urinal beside me and I see Utah Senator Orin Hatch zipping up. It reminded me of the story Hunter S. Thompson used to tell about seeing Richard Nixon at the urinal beside him.